Further evidence I am crazee

Today I got home from work and brought this video up on my school laptop. I am directionally impaired with no rythm, so learning these steps was a challenge. Jabber Box showed me the steps over and over again. She of course, had it down after one time through. Once I finally went through the video once with minimal errors, I decided to try again tomorrow. Suddenly I realized I was getting warm, so I changed into my sweats and sports bra and decided to exercise. 

I don't know if anyone exercises the way I do... I put on a Leslie Sansone walking DVD, and put my earbuds in and do Leslie's movements with the music on my MP3 (I'm not rich enough or cool enough for an I-pod).  Of course I have to shake my hips more, and put more bounce in my step, jog in place when she walks and generally put more umph into the entire workout. Jabber Box has tried to exercise with me, but she poops out long before I do. I will never ever let her live that down considering I turn 50 tomorrow and she is 13 years young.

Today I started with Rod Stewart, transitioned into Rolling Stones, then Billy Idol, The Clash, Cee Lo Green and cooled down with Adele. My living room is the size of a postage stamp, so my dancing and jogging had to spread throughout the apartment. While getting down and funky in the kitchen it hit me - I was dancing all around in my sports bra with the blinds to my sliding door wide open! LOL. It was dark outside and my lights were blazing. My fat rolls are not a pretty sight and my dancing is even worse. If my neighbors behind me did not already know that I am strange - they know now!